Wanted:

• Somewhere to land for a fresh start.
• Someone to kick my butt into shape without me having to sell a kidney.
• Someone to love me for me.
• An exciting opportunity to do something I love for a living.
• A place of my own.
• Motivation.  Lots of it.
• The ability to speed read with total comprehension and retention.
• A nap.
• Really good homemade mac 'n cheese.
• A high metabolism.
• A Vita-Mix.
• Some scratch off lottery tickets.
• The ability to do yoga without looking like a drunken idiot.
• A hammock on a tropical island with my name on it.
• A massage.
• A facial.
• To get my hair done professionally and not worry about burning up a Benjamin.
• New sneakers.
• My Amazon order.
• To not have to go back to DH...ever.
• A cabin in the mountains.
• A beach house on an island no one has ever heard of.

I could go on and on and on...