I'm existing on a couple of hours of sleep at the moment and am feeling a bit snarky. Surprised? Well, who asked you, anyway?!?!
I was weeding through a stack of magazines last night that I've been putting off for months when I came across the most awesome name for a book ... EVER! It's called, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City. I think I'll start using it in everyday conversation. I'm just miffed that I didn't think of it; it's brilliant! The book sounds remotely interesting, but the title is frickin' fabulous!!! I've posted it everywhere, i.e. Facebook, Twitter and here. I had to be a bit creative on FB so it would show up on the home page. I still got my point across.
Did you know the circus was in town? Yeah ... and they're staying right above my bedroom!!! I do realize that it's Saturday and MOST people don't work weekends, and LOTS of people don't work nights. And although I didn't work last night, my body is still in night-shift mode. I quietly read in my bedroom until a bit after six this morning. I could have stayed up longer, but I was bored and didn't want to trek out to the living room and turn on the TV. I do have a couple of Netflix movies and an episode of CSI on my DVR, but I digress. I snuggled in for what I'd hoped would be a few hours of restful slumber. Lo and behold, two hours ticked by before I was rudely awakened by the elephants practicing jumping through hoops and some Chatty Cathys outside blah blah blahing while clicking around in their hooker heels!
And to top it all off, I get to go to Wally World and dodge asshats while I grocery shop today! This ought to be really interesting with virtually no sleep. I'm either going to be really pissy or laughing my ass off about nothing. The latter is usually the case, and I'm sure it won't be any different today, since I'm venting here.
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